Hi, we're NZ Gamers [NZGR]. We're from New Zealand and guess what? We're gamers.
*waits for minds to be blown*
Now the shock of that revelation has subsided we'll explain a little about our background and why our clan name has even more depth. We all congregate and spit the sh*t over at NZGamer.com forums. See, told you. deep. That's where this whole shebang kicked off and where any new members have to sign up and get to know our foibles and idiosyncrasies.
(For example: JorDogg is a racist 5 year old, Chinqmiau makes a mean pipe and stungaf indecently proposes most people in the hope someone will take him up on it.)
The team was set up by BluntCorpse as a way of playing Killzone 2 with squads of people who aren't muppets or too hardcore but somewhere in between (muppetcore?).
But he buggered off and joined [QD], presumably because they felt sorry for him, he spent more time watching the scoreboard than alive (love you blunt). But his tiny shoes were filled by the massive feet of Stillmatic - you know what they say ladies....
and he's taken the reigns of this ragtag casual bunch and tried to organise some semblance of a team out of them. I swear, it must be like herding blind, greased-up cats.
Every now and then we get our sh*t together long enough to chalk up a win now and then so he can't be too bad.
Well, that's us. If you see anyone walking around the virtual world with an [NZGR] tag, give us a friendly bullet in the face and say hi.